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Maybe Massachusetts they could use a gig. They spent billions of dollars on the Big Gig. Here is a suggestion of what RESTORE could do. They could pack up their office and Mr. PU could take his out-of-staters back to where they came and give the Big Dig a more appropriate name. They could put the whole park underneath the ground; pass out their petitions to the tourists all around; order up some Tofu; eat it in the dark. Welcome to Masshole National Park. 
They'll be over run with do-gooders. Let' em hug a tree. Don't have no hackmatacks to hug, we'll send 'em some for free. They can slap each on their collective backs and introduce Bostonians to wild wolf packs. Running through the Boston Common and up to the North End, suburbanites with open arms will welcome man's best friend. If they really want a park in Northern Maine, it's clear they'll have to sneak in after dark and ply their lies and fear, for nothing they have ever said is remotely close to the truth. They want your jobs, your way of life, your heart and soul forsooth. The battle is not over, in fact, it's just begun. RESTORE has been around for years and when the war is won, Mr. St. PU will know beyond a shadow of a doubt that the folks of northern Maine will fight to run the muckers out. Don't go to sleep thinking everything is okay, they'll be slinking around tomorrow just like they did today. Write your delegation. Let' em know how you feel and put the squeeze on the RESTORE boys and hope to hear them squeal. |